if you buy an iPod you're gay
if you buy an iPod you're clearly wresting with latent homosexuality issues. there are far better portable audio devices on the market. mp3 was only made highly popular by audio piracy. mp3 "quality" was only acceptable given the price ratio (read: free). When you have the option to rip your own music for portability -- how else are these devices marketed -- then you no doubt will be using lossLESS compression like flac, shorten, or ape. Oh, but I can buy my mp3s online. Are you high? pay for crap "quality"?